Marry Our Daughter

So you’re a dude desperate to procreate but you’re so freaking ugly and smell like piss and vomit that you can’t find yourself a poor soul to get nasty with? Start saving since for a low-low price of $27,500 (and up) you can buy yourself a wife. The site marryourdaughter.com calls itself and introductory service, I call it pimping.

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